Killer Whales Are Really Killer

An article over at Slate.com about how to plan a bachelor party. Some nice tips, sure, but the author missed the surest path to success:

1. Make sure your almost 30-year old bachelor friend loves - really loves - whales, robots, dinosaurs, etc.
2. Make sure all of your other friends are awesome people who don't mind hanging out and drinking all day and all night.
3. Go to Sea World.

Three easy steps to a fun bachelor weekend with no averse consequences. Seriously, people, give it a go. Plus, the killer whale handlers are really hot.

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RIP, Richard Rorty.